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[atowncalledtreffy]

You're going to make her light me on fire. We only just agreed I would go back.

[ukan]

You still can. If this works and I'm able to leave, no reason you three can't, right?

[atowncalledtreffy]

They have deals that were interrupted. And Adrian's missing Hunter, and his dad. Won't want to give them up easily.

Anyway, like you said; no one leaves here, right? Could be years. Longer.

[ukan]

If they're counting on the Deacon to grant them a deal, yeah... I wouldn't hold my breath.

[atowncalledtreffy]

I don't hold mine with any of it. I think you're all idiots.

[Said with the most affection in the world]

But then again, we're plotting to go piss off a minor deity.

[ukan]

What are their deals, anyway?

[atowncalledtreffy]

Adrian's is to lock Hell up so that nothing else can come through it. Probably pissing off God and the Devil in the process.

And Sypha's is to bring everyone back from the dead, including people currently in Hell, so I'm not really drunk enough to figure out how to rectify two stupid, contradicting deals with a faceless fucking entity.

[ukan]

...Who is everyone?

[atowncalledtreffy]

Everyone that Dracula murdered, presumably.

Gonna be a total shitshow.

[ukan]

Trevor.

I'm ambitious but that comes with a lot of consequences. That's a tall order. [One he wouldn't be comfortable making. Of course Trevor Belmont's girlfriend would.]

[atowncalledtreffy]

You think I don't know that?

You try talking to her when she gets stubborn about something. She could out-argue the fucking devil himself.

[ukan]

What I wouldn't give to have Thanksgiving with you two and Alec.

[atowncalledtreffy]

The fuck is Thanksgiving?

[ukan]

It's a holiday where families get together for an extravagant feast. Ostensibly it's to be grateful together for everything you have.

In practice it's gluttony with a lot of arguing with your extended family. It's my favorite holiday, except I haven't seen my human family in almost twenty years. I keep threatening to bring Alec around to meet them, but I don't really have the patience for them.

Having you, Sypha, and Adrian around, though? I could listen to Sypha and Alec gang up on us all night.

[atowncalledtreffy]

It's a nice thought. Don't think it'll have a chance of happening.

[ukan]

Not if we don't get off this ship.

[atowncalledtreffy]

Did anyone ever tell you you could argue a corpse back to life?

[ukan]

I'm going to take that as a compliment even though my arguing is the one thing everyone seems to uniformly hate.

[atowncalledtreffy]

More of an observation than anything good or bad.

I'll help you, if only to shut you up.

[ukan]

[He laughs] To shut me up! How is that not a bad judgment?

[atowncalledtreffy]

Because you're a fucking annoying person but you're like my asshole older brother.

[ukan]

I'll take it.

Should I let you break the news to Sypha before I try to talk to her?

[atowncalledtreffy]

What? No. I don't want her to be mad at me. Let her set your boots on fire for a change.

[ukan]

[Ahem.]

"Hi, Sypha? Lark here. Yeah, Trevor's getting demoted to help me out. Want to help?"

How am I doing?

[atowncalledtreffy]

Oh my god.