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[atowncalledtreffy]

Adrian's is to lock Hell up so that nothing else can come through it. Probably pissing off God and the Devil in the process.

And Sypha's is to bring everyone back from the dead, including people currently in Hell, so I'm not really drunk enough to figure out how to rectify two stupid, contradicting deals with a faceless fucking entity.

[ukan]

...Who is everyone?

[atowncalledtreffy]

Everyone that Dracula murdered, presumably.

Gonna be a total shitshow.

[ukan]

Trevor.

I'm ambitious but that comes with a lot of consequences. That's a tall order. [One he wouldn't be comfortable making. Of course Trevor Belmont's girlfriend would.]

[atowncalledtreffy]

You think I don't know that?

You try talking to her when she gets stubborn about something. She could out-argue the fucking devil himself.

[ukan]

What I wouldn't give to have Thanksgiving with you two and Alec.

[atowncalledtreffy]

The fuck is Thanksgiving?

[ukan]

It's a holiday where families get together for an extravagant feast. Ostensibly it's to be grateful together for everything you have.

In practice it's gluttony with a lot of arguing with your extended family. It's my favorite holiday, except I haven't seen my human family in almost twenty years. I keep threatening to bring Alec around to meet them, but I don't really have the patience for them.

Having you, Sypha, and Adrian around, though? I could listen to Sypha and Alec gang up on us all night.

[atowncalledtreffy]

It's a nice thought. Don't think it'll have a chance of happening.

[ukan]

Not if we don't get off this ship.

[atowncalledtreffy]

Did anyone ever tell you you could argue a corpse back to life?

[ukan]

I'm going to take that as a compliment even though my arguing is the one thing everyone seems to uniformly hate.

[atowncalledtreffy]

More of an observation than anything good or bad.

I'll help you, if only to shut you up.

[ukan]

[He laughs] To shut me up! How is that not a bad judgment?

[atowncalledtreffy]

Because you're a fucking annoying person but you're like my asshole older brother.

[ukan]

I'll take it.

Should I let you break the news to Sypha before I try to talk to her?

[atowncalledtreffy]

What? No. I don't want her to be mad at me. Let her set your boots on fire for a change.

[ukan]

[Ahem.]

"Hi, Sypha? Lark here. Yeah, Trevor's getting demoted to help me out. Want to help?"

How am I doing?

[atowncalledtreffy]

Oh my god.

[ukan]

She likes you, so I assume she doesn't like people who beat around the bush.

[atowncalledtreffy]

I take back all that nice shit I said about you. God, you piss me off.

[ukan]

Oh come on, I'll be tactful.

I'll make sure if she's mad at anyone it's me.

[atowncalledtreffy]

You can't make her feel a certain way. Don't you know a fucking thing about women?

...No, of course you don't.

I fucking have a type and it's stubborn assholes. You're unbelievable. "Oh, Trevor, I can't wait a few years to get what I want even though I waited a decade before, please ruin your future."

[ukan]

[A scoff] Alec is plenty stubborn but remind me to tell you about Lisbeth sometime.

I'm going to make sure you have a better future. You know that, right?

[atowncalledtreffy]

I know that I'm demoting myself on a hunch that might or might not work. And if it doesn't, I'm stuck here just as long as you. Probably longer.