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[personal profile] citizendetective 2022-04-12 02:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Hey! Thanks for the fight club invite! It was fun.

[She did not participate in any actual fighting, choosing instead to first sit on the sidelines and watch, and then sit on the sidelines and make out with Sweeney. But both of those things had indeed been enjoyable!]

I'm wondering if I can pick your brain about weaponry.
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[personal profile] citizendetective 2022-04-12 02:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Do you know how to get a gun around here without going through a warden? For defense, not offense.
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[personal profile] citizendetective 2022-04-12 02:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Not really. Why do you ask?
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[personal profile] citizendetective 2022-04-12 02:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Guns are quicker, more deadly, more threatening--

Do you know how I could get my hands on a knife?
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[personal profile] citizendetective 2022-04-12 03:12 pm (UTC)(link)
I also have a shock baton. For what it's worth. I'd just like some deadlier options too-- god, maybe one of each?
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[personal profile] citizendetective 2022-04-12 07:57 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm not afraid. I'm just thinking realistically.
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[personal profile] citizendetective 2022-04-13 05:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Right. Which isn't a problem at home, most of the time! I mean, I live in New Jersey.
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[personal profile] citizendetective 2022-04-13 05:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Eight-oh-five. And why would I kill a kid? I only kill people for good reasons.

[Things that are absolutely not true, but that she nevertheless believes: THIS.]
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[personal profile] citizendetective 2022-04-13 08:43 pm (UTC)(link)
[fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah]

I'll be waiting!
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[personal profile] citizendetective 2022-04-14 12:04 am (UTC)(link)
[And just a few short seconds later, she does exactly that.]

Hi!

[She says cheerily, ushering him into her cabin - her bedroom, which makes inviting most people over feel a little weird, but she can roll with it.]

Thanks so much, I super appreciate this-- um, what did you bring?
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citizendetective: (do you have to say you're in a cult?)

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[personal profile] citizendetective 2022-04-14 12:14 am (UTC)(link)
Okay.

[She doesn't know what she wants either, so there's surely going to be some bumbling here. Leaning over the chest, she studies one of the pistols with a furrowed brow, then picks up one of the glass bottles.]

Trevor, where did you get all this? From a warden?
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[personal profile] citizendetective 2022-04-14 12:19 am (UTC)(link)
[She immediately moves to hold onto it with both hands, just in case.]

What is it?

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