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[personal profile] citizendetective 2022-04-12 02:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Do you know how to get a gun around here without going through a warden? For defense, not offense.
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[personal profile] citizendetective 2022-04-12 02:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Not really. Why do you ask?
citizendetective: (hey‚ I guess you were raised by wolves)

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[personal profile] citizendetective 2022-04-12 02:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Guns are quicker, more deadly, more threatening--

Do you know how I could get my hands on a knife?
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[personal profile] citizendetective 2022-04-12 03:12 pm (UTC)(link)
I also have a shock baton. For what it's worth. I'd just like some deadlier options too-- god, maybe one of each?
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[personal profile] citizendetective 2022-04-12 07:57 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm not afraid. I'm just thinking realistically.
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[personal profile] citizendetective 2022-04-13 05:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Right. Which isn't a problem at home, most of the time! I mean, I live in New Jersey.
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[personal profile] citizendetective 2022-04-13 05:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Eight-oh-five. And why would I kill a kid? I only kill people for good reasons.

[Things that are absolutely not true, but that she nevertheless believes: THIS.]
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[personal profile] citizendetective 2022-04-13 08:43 pm (UTC)(link)
[fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah]

I'll be waiting!
citizendetective: (too dark?)

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[personal profile] citizendetective 2022-04-14 12:04 am (UTC)(link)
[And just a few short seconds later, she does exactly that.]

Hi!

[She says cheerily, ushering him into her cabin - her bedroom, which makes inviting most people over feel a little weird, but she can roll with it.]

Thanks so much, I super appreciate this-- um, what did you bring?
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citizendetective: (do you have to say you're in a cult?)

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[personal profile] citizendetective 2022-04-14 12:14 am (UTC)(link)
Okay.

[She doesn't know what she wants either, so there's surely going to be some bumbling here. Leaning over the chest, she studies one of the pistols with a furrowed brow, then picks up one of the glass bottles.]

Trevor, where did you get all this? From a warden?
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[personal profile] citizendetective 2022-04-14 12:19 am (UTC)(link)
[She immediately moves to hold onto it with both hands, just in case.]

What is it?
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[personal profile] citizendetective 2022-04-14 12:27 am (UTC)(link)
So, like-- a grenade?

[She settles it very carefully back in the chest.]

Why did you bring it? Is there anything else in here I can't take?

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