No one. I have zero plans to stab anyone. You wanna peacebond the shit out of the thing? I'm cool with it. I'm hoping maybe it'll just be more of a "hey he's armed maybe I won't violently assault him" thing vs. "look at that very squishy guy with the weird hat, I don't like his face, it's morphin' time".
And if you're really feeling all PETA about the chicken bones, I'll use my own teeth from now on. Better?
So you'd prefer I just walked around and didn't tell people who I was and what I could do and just kept that in my back pocket? I wear a crown because I am what I am. Just like you wear your small armory. Kind of shitty to just spring that sort of thing on people, aye?
And peacebonding is like a con thing, uh, basically make it unusable. Like I said: zero plans to stab anyone. This is a preventative weapon.
It's pretty shitty to walk around wearing bones and invite people to punch you when you have a lot of people - like me, fuckhead - who have a bad history with necromancy.
If I give you this weapon, the bones go away. I already know you're what you are, no need to display it and piss people off.
Where I come from, necromancers are a part of life. They rule the Houses of the Dominicus system, and each house has a different specialty of necromancy. It's part of society. They're involved in the functions of the military, part of how we travel and colonize, you name it. It's totally normal. I wasn't trying to piss anyone off: I just got here and it's not like there's a sign that says 'necromancers are the worst, leave all bone crowns here before proceeding'.
You know. Other people don't. Yeah, I've got the eyes that make it clear I'm not your typical average guy, but it's still playing dirty pool. You want me to adjust what it looks like? Fine. I needed to change up my look anyway. Tell me what you don't like and I'll see if my haberdashery is up to snuff to make it happen.
Do you usually make wardrobe requirements of people? Why is this such a big issue for you?
Yeah, I'm not going to deny it's a big issue to me. It's mine. I've worn it for a really long time. It feels weird to not wear and it's not actually hurting anybody. I just died, and believe me, it wasn't a good time.
Go ahead and slice me to ribbons if I get violent. I'm not fighting you on that because I'm not going to hurt anybody and if I do, it's only fair. But come on, man.
And have I raised any dead around you? No. Wasn't planning on it. Don't really need to. Apparently, there aren't even really any dead here to raise anyway so it should be a non-issue.
But I'm not really into the whole Puritan no spaghetti straps for girls school uniform thing you've got going on. I don't like to be threatened or have weapons brandished at me but I'm not going to complain until you actually use it to try and kill me.
As long as you aren't going to act like I have a secret plan to murder everyone with my one sword, I'll see if someone else can help me out sans needing to control my wardrobe. I just didn't feel like getting accosted again for my accessories and even I would have to agree that one is dangerous, unlike the crown.
I just thought I'd go to you first but glad to know not to trust self-advertisements.
You piece of utter shit. I tell you you can have the sword if you take off a crown of fucking transformed children's bones and you throw a fit like an infant.
Half the boat here at one time had plans to murder everyone. You want to not die? Don't fucking wear those.
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And if you're really feeling all PETA about the chicken bones, I'll use my own teeth from now on. Better?
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What's peacebonding?
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And peacebonding is like a con thing, uh, basically make it unusable. Like I said: zero plans to stab anyone. This is a preventative weapon.
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If I give you this weapon, the bones go away. I already know you're what you are, no need to display it and piss people off.
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You know. Other people don't. Yeah, I've got the eyes that make it clear I'm not your typical average guy, but it's still playing dirty pool. You want me to adjust what it looks like? Fine. I needed to change up my look anyway. Tell me what you don't like and I'll see if my haberdashery is up to snuff to make it happen.
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And I'll give you your damned rapier. But if you start making corpses with it, I'll put it through your eye.
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Yeah, I'm not going to deny it's a big issue to me. It's mine. I've worn it for a really long time. It feels weird to not wear and it's not actually hurting anybody. I just died, and believe me, it wasn't a good time.
Go ahead and slice me to ribbons if I get violent. I'm not fighting you on that because I'm not going to hurt anybody and if I do, it's only fair. But come on, man.
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I don't care if you want to wear it in your room. Don't wear it around the ship. Otherwise find your weapons somewhere else.
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But I'm not really into the whole Puritan no spaghetti straps for girls school uniform thing you've got going on. I don't like to be threatened or have weapons brandished at me but I'm not going to complain until you actually use it to try and kill me.
As long as you aren't going to act like I have a secret plan to murder everyone with my one sword, I'll see if someone else can help me out sans needing to control my wardrobe. I just didn't feel like getting accosted again for my accessories and even I would have to agree that one is dangerous, unlike the crown.
I just thought I'd go to you first but glad to know not to trust self-advertisements.
Mā te wā, man.
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Half the boat here at one time had plans to murder everyone. You want to not die? Don't fucking wear those.
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