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Re: early to mid "exit wounds" | audio

[atowncalledtreffy]

Oh, I see. So all of us can give you statements, but you can't reciprocate.

Re: early to mid "exit wounds" | audio

[epistemological]

When I could potentially cause injuries on you?

No. You're welcome to... catalog things now and ask me later. I'll tell you whatever you like.

[atowncalledtreffy]

'Catalog', he says. Like I'm your fucking scribe.

[epistemological]

Shall I write them all down then? Present you with a list later? As if that doesn't sound worse.

[atowncalledtreffy]

A list would be nice, thanks.

[epistemological]

I'm going to give you one. I will.

[atowncalledtreffy]

Sure you will. And I won't have to track you down later and force your arm behind your back again.

[epistemological]

No, you won't.

...mostly because I don't really mind listing it out. It's not as if I don't know.

[atowncalledtreffy]

Well, I needed something fun to do on my Sunday evenings.

[epistemological]

I'm very curious what you're going to do with the list. Not that it will stop me providing it.

[atowncalledtreffy]

Make a shrine to each one and then invite Lucy to piss on it.

[epistemological]

...to each one of my injuries? That seems... a bit overdone.

[atowncalledtreffy]

I've got time now. Being a warden, I've got fuck-all to do except be irritating to your entities.

[epistemological]

Oh, that.

Well, go right ahead. Most of them aren't conscious enough to really notice, but if you could have her go at it for the Web, I'd much appreciate it.

[atowncalledtreffy]

The Web? Sounds like something that needs to get lit on fire.

[epistemological]

...I won't disagree with you there. That's the one that got me first.

[atowncalledtreffy]

Because you looked like such a treat to an enormous spider, I'd say?

[epistemological]

Yes, actually. He devoured a boy twice my age right before my eyes.

[atowncalledtreffy]

Oh, right. That one.

Yeah, I can set it on fire first.

[epistemological]

Good luck. She's terribly crafty.

And get your licks in quick. I'm intending to starve all of them to death soon enough.

[atowncalledtreffy]

You can just do that now?

[epistemological]

No, that's my deal: to close off their access to every world. Without fear to feed on? They'll eventually starve.

It'll make myself and every other avatar human again as well.

[atowncalledtreffy]

And Elias?