citizendetective: (toxic masculinity ruins the party again)

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[personal profile] citizendetective 2022-04-27 08:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, I'm already decent with knives. Which I appreciate, by the way! But mostly I'm just wanting options.
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[personal profile] citizendetective 2022-04-27 08:47 pm (UTC)(link)
[oh god is yes or no a better answer here]

Not completely? Not only that. I would have asked anyway.
citizendetective: (when did I become‚ like‚ a weird liar?)

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[personal profile] citizendetective 2022-04-27 10:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Nothing! Nothing. They're great, really. But, like I said, options.
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[personal profile] citizendetective 2022-04-28 02:35 am (UTC)(link)
Okay, well... say it's for a friend. Who doesn't know you and doesn't trust you, but trusts me to be the intermediary.

[God, what a great imaginary situation. She'd love it if that actually happened.]
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[personal profile] citizendetective 2022-04-28 02:45 am (UTC)(link)
[dammit]

Well, fine.

Thanks for the knives, anyway. And I'm still going to keep checking up on you!